A group of Welsh sheep have set up their own video-sharing website to take on giants such as YouTube and Vimeo.
Ewe Tube will host videos of sheep doing sheep stuff, like standing around in fields, bleating at nothing in particular and shagging.
Ewe Tube director Derek the Weathersheep told WalesOnCraic:
“There’s practically nothing out there on the internet for us sheep. All we ever get to see are cute puppies and kittens. Where are the sheep? We’ve taken matters into our own hands and set up our own website. Ewe Tube will provide sheep worldwide with things that we find interesting – grass, standing around, as well as an 18+ section for those who like a bit of filth. Users can upload their own content and will also be able to run their own Ewe Tube channels. We are very excited about our new website and we hope that it will be a revolution for sheep everywhere.”
Derek’s owner Farmer Honey added:
“I’m glad to see our sheep doing something with their lives instead of just sitting around doing naff all. I’m also hoping that they can make me some money so that I don’t have to go getting up at sparrow’s fart every morning.”