Welsh police are to be given powers to punch people hard in the face if they find them smoking in their cars with children in the back.
The proposals are being discussed as part of the Welsh Government’s attempt to clamp down on drivers who smoke.
A police official told WalesOnCraic:
“We’re hoping that we can pass this legislation. I’m really looking forward to catching people smoking and punching them hard in the face. There’s nothing quite as satisfying as hearing the crunch of a nose breaking.”
But smokers’ groups have criticised the new proposals. Derek Yellowteeth of Swansea, told WalesOnCraic:
“If we want to give our kids a wide range of serious illnesses, we should be allowed to do it in the privacy of our own cars. If the kids don’t like it, well- they have free will. They can leave a speeding car if they want to – they know where the door handles are.”
The police official added:
“I’m going to get some knuckle dusters off Ebay to sort these twats out once and for all. They’ll find it hard smoking with no facking nose.”
