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Welsh Midweek Football Round-Up

Premiership Football

 

TNT dynamite Sticks 6 v The Little Valley With A Tree That Looks Like An Arse 2
Attendance: 6 including a dead bloke whose last wish was to watch the game in the stand

Yogi Bear Rangers 0 v Sheepville United 7
Attendance: 12…no sorry 10…no sorry 6…we thought the sheep in the next field were fans

Leek Soup City Limits 1 v New-hair-Do and Matching Panties 8
Attendance: One man and a dog called Dollar who can lick his own balls (and in fact also licks his owners)

The New Saint Called Roger Moore 3 v Airbus Without Wings 4
Attendance: 3 until they left at half time to go and rob a post office

Connah’s Quay No-Knobs 31 v Old Cefn Druids and Rat’s Tails 0
Attendance: 10,000 (which includes a ant hill)

Port Tadpole 5 v Porth-As-Mad-As Fack-Dog 6
Attendance: 0 (and that was the highest crowd of the season)

Have-You-Got-A-Vest City v My Mother Looks Like My Father Town
GAME ABANDANDED AFTER THE REF WAS SHOT DEAD BY A PASSER-BY ON A HORSE

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