A well-meaning but confused husband has bought his wife a copy of Bernard Manning Ungagged for Blue Monday.
Derek Thicko also ordered a collection of erotic videos for what he thought would be a night of blue comedy and smut.
Wife Debbie told WalesOnCraic:
“My husband is thick as shit. He’s been on about Blue Monday for weeks now and I didn’t understand why he was so excited about a day when we’re all supposed to be depressed. It’s only now that I realise that he’s got the wrong end of the stick. First thing this morning, he was very excited to give me a copy of ‘blue’ comedian Bernard Manning’s standup gig. He also had a load of saucy videos. I had to sit him down and explain the context of the word ‘blue’ in this instance as he’s obviously dull as dishwater.”
“I thought she’d be up for a bit of blue comedy, followed by a session of bare bums and boobies. I’m obviously wrong.”