Well-meaning but confused husband buys wife Bernard Manning video for Blue Monday

A well-meaning but confused husband has bought his wife a copy of Bernard Manning Ungagged for Blue Monday.

Derek Thicko also ordered a collection of erotic videos for what he thought would be a night of blue comedy and smut.

Wife Debbie told WalesOnCraic:

“My husband is thick as shit. He’s been on about Blue Monday for weeks now and I didn’t understand why he was so excited about a day when we’re all supposed to be depressed. It’s only now that I realise that he’s got the wrong end of the stick. First thing this morning, he was very excited to give me a copy of ‘blue’ comedian Bernard Manning’s standup gig. He also had a load of saucy videos. I had to sit him down and explain the context of the word ‘blue’ in this instance as he’s obviously dull as dishwater.”

Derek said:

“I thought she’d be up for a bit of blue comedy, followed by a session of bare bums and boobies. I’m obviously wrong.”

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