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Wales ‘couldn’t give a shiny shite’ about third royal baby

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Wales has collectively told England that it couldn’t give a shiny shite about the new royal baby.

News that the Duchess of Cambridge was up the duff went down like a lead fart in Wales.

One royalist told WalesOnCraic:




“I don’t understand you Welsh. This news is HUGE. Our royal family are getting a new addition and all you can do is shrug your shoulders and say that you couldn’t give a shit. What’s the matter with you? This child could be the fifth in line to the throne which means that if the other four get wiped out by North Korea or something, they would be the king or queen of our country. Do you not understand that?”

One Welsh resident said:

“Couldn’t give a shit mate. Got more things to worry about like whether we get through to the World Cup Finals.”

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