Prime Minister Theresa May has launched her own School Of Motoring.
The new school will specialise in performing spectacular U-turns and looking after one’s interests at any cost.
Manager Tarquin Farquin told WalesOnCraic:
“Mrs May is an expert in the field of U-turns and we thought that we could sell this knowledge onto motorists who were looking to achieve the same amount of skills as our beloved leader. Lessons will cost just £7.50 an hour and we will take you through all of her most famous of U-turns, such as the welcome pause in the go ahead the new nuclear power plant at Hinkley Point before approving the same deal under lovely George Osborne. All of our students will get a badge, some fluffy dice and gift certificate once they’ve passed as many U-turns as Mrs May has, at which point, they can consider themselves experts in the field.”
Learner driver Betty Bumflaps said:
“I’ve always wanted to learn how to do spectacular U-turns and now this is my chance. I’m really looking forward to getting my fluffy dices I am.”