British and Irish Lions coach Warren Gatland has called up a Welsh trio to back up his touring squad. Charlotte Church, Max...
Kiss frontman Gene Simmons has applied to trademark the iconic wanker gesture. Simmons claims he invented the gesture which is used by...
A conference designed to help people overcome shyness has been abandoned after its keynote speakers failed to appear on stage. The speakers...
Prime Minister Theresa May has landed herself the lead role in a new Titanic movie. Producers were reportedly impressed by the PM’s...
Former Secretary of State for Justice Michael Gove has been put in charge of policing fields of wheat. His new post of...
Women across the UK have announced that they are having a quiet night in tonight. Many have told their partners that they...
The Conservative Party are to organise a piss up in a brewery to celebrate their recent election success. The party has called...
World Gin Day has been dubbed as just an excuse to get arseholed. The international event will see people all over the...
The UK has woken up to a new national clusterfuck after Theresa May’s attempt to consolidate power went spectacularly tits up. The...
The UK is being reminded about the importance of voting – as the storylines on Love Island hot up for another year....