A woman has found a pair of knickers belonging to Theresa May in her bowl of Weetabix. It is believed that the...
A woman from Aberdare has told WalesOnCraic that she’s looking forward to the clocks going back in October so that her car...
Warren Gatland has picked his entire 46-man squad to take on the All Blacks in the second Test in Wellington Stuart Hogg...
Experts have told the media that the UK is currently hotter than other parts of the world. More specifically, they said that...
A woman from New Tredegar has reluctantly agreed to her husband’s request to turn the heating off. Brenda Largecalves, who ‘feels the...
A hot and bothered woman has managed to resist punching any bastard in the face. Clare TurboTits has been close to twatting...
Researchers have found that bluebottles flies wait outside windows and doors so they can dash right in as soon as they are...
The UK has started formal Brexit talks by insisting that there will be no price rise for Freddo bars. The price of...
Dopey dickheads are turning up for work this morning with snooker-ball coloured faces after falling asleep in the sun yesterday. The hot...
Prime Minister Theresa May has started a new part-time job as the voice of the Speaking Clock. Bosses at the Speaking Clock...