Wales is expected to swelter in another very warm day today, bringing with it a 100% chance of boob sweat. Boob sweat...
The current heatwave is turning motorists into angry cockwombles at an alarming rate. That’s the view of Welsh Automobile Thingybob Club’s Alan...
Supreme Leader Donald Trump has told reporters that American is going to be the first country to land a man on the...
A woman from Cardiff has granted permission to turn the heating off. Glenda Thunderkegs has had the heating on since August last...
Actor Danny ‘Farking’ Dyer has been appointed the new Home Secretary after giving an impassioned speech on Brexit live on TV. Dyer,...
Video Assistant Referee technology is to be implemented into all Welsh School Sports Days. It follows news that parents are lacing their...
Experts have confirmed that the current UK heatwave is turning people into grumpy little shits. The number of grumpy little shits is...
The heatwave that’s currently sitting its hot, fat arse on Wales will last until it gets cooler again. Experts say that this...
Wales is set to be as hot as somewhere else in the world that’s quite hot. Forecasters have warned gingers to stay...
Ginger superstar Ed Sheeran has managed to fuck off most of Cardiff during last night’s Principality gig. Drivers were left cursing the...