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Smug twat files tax return early

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A smug twat from North Wales has filed his tax return three weeks early.

Painter Peter Smooth filed his return online yesterday before bragging about it on social media.

His Facebook post read:

“I’ve filed my tax return and I’m now relaxing with a few beers and a wife who wants to sit on my face. Good times.”

Friends reacted to his news with a mixture of anger and jealousy. One friend wrote:

“What an annoying little shit you are. I get you had it all prepared before Christmas didn’t you? I hate people like you who seem to have the perfect life.”

Another took to his Facebook post to point out that he has no real friends and to even question whether he had filed his tax return or whether he was just making it up to impress people.

“You talk bollocks Mr Smooth. That’s the last time I ever call you a friend,” wrote Sarah Widedrawers.

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