British superstar Piers Morgan has had his head successfully extracted from Donald Trump’s rectum.
Doctors took 17 hours to extract Morgan’s head, which became lodged in Trump’s rectum during a recent interview.
Dr Fiddlyfingers who oversaw the operation told WalesOnCraic:
“Mr Morgan’s head was firmly lodged inside the President’s anus. We’ve never seen anything like this before. It took four grown men 17 hours to finally dislodge Mr Morgan’s head. We are hoping that Mr Morgan will take some time off TV to recover from this episode as it’s all been very distressing for all involved.”
Mr Morgan was admitted to hospital last night after visibly becoming lodged up the American’s arsehole. An eyewitness said:
“It was bad to watch. It’ll stick with me for a long time.”
