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New line-up for Twp Gear announced

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The new line-up for Twp Gear has been announced by Welsh TV producers.

The Welsh motoring TV show will feature a lad who owns a Vauxhall Nova and a lanky ginger twat with a big head.

Producer Gwilym BigNose told WalesOnCraic:

“We wanted to connect with the younger motorists of Wales so we’ve got some new talent in for our show. We’ve got Craig, who owns a Vauxhall Nova with a badboy exhaust system on it. He’s also got little blue lights where his windscreen washer jets are so that everyone knows that he has windscreen washer jets on his car. We are also delighted to bring in a lanky ginger git from Aberystwyth who knows feck all about cars but he likes to talk so that will fill a few minutes.”

The show will also feature a mystery driver all dressed in white who will be referred to as The Slag. Producers are hoping to make some money from merchandising The Slag.

“We’re very excited about this new show. In fact, I’m so excited, I think a little bit of wee just came out. Excuse me.”

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