A last-minute deal brokered at the NATO Summit has paved the way for Wales to invade England, according to a Welsh Nationalist leader.
The deal would see the United States joining the Welsh Nationalist Independent Friends of Wales Association in a full-blown land invasion of Wales’s neighbouring country.
Blodwyn ap Blodwyn told WalesOnCraic:
“I’ve just come from a meeting now, and in my hand, I hold a piece of paper. Mr Barack Obama has signed this treaty which will allow us to join forces and take England for ourselves.”
The treaty would see the might of the US military fighting shoulder to shoulder with the Welsh Nationalist Letterbox Brigade.
“Up until now, all we’ve been able to do is post flaming rags through some people’s letterboxes and occasionally give English people living in Wales a silent phone call or two. But with the Americans on side, we can easily take England and if we’re feeling lucky, maybe Scotland too. Who knows what we can achieve? They’ve got really big guns and very fast planes and stuff– some of which even fly upside down! How cool is that?”
A NATO spokesman said however:
“He’s talking out of his arsehole mate. I’ve never even heard of Blodwyn ap Blodwyn. Wasn’t he in Camberwick Green or something?”
But ap Blodwyn is adamant that the plans to invade England would soon be underway.
“I’ve just been down David Barnes Drycleaners to get my camouflage gear clean. I can’t wait.”
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