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Match Report: England v Norway

Match Report: England v Norway

Yeah, so there were two teams, England and Norway. They came on the pitch and then the referee blew his whistle and then they all started kicking the ball around for a bit. This lasted for about 45 minutes and then they all went for a cup of tea.

A little while later, they all came back out again, and the referee blew his whistle again. After a while, an English player fell over and the referee blew his whistle. Whatshis name – the one who shagged a prostitute granny- yeah him – he was then allowed to kick the ball into the net and lots of people cheered.

They then carried on kicking the ball about for a bit and then the referee blew his whistle again and then they all went home.

England coach Bobby Robson told WalesOnCraic:

“Yeah, obviously the lads gave a 100% and all credit to the other side obviously and yeah, we’ll take the positives from the game and obviously move onto the next game. Obviously.”

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