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Maesteg man who can play theme tune to ‘Catchphrase’ on his arsehole set to appear on Britain’s Got Talent

A Maesteg man who can play the theme tune to the TV show ‘Catchphrase’ on his arsehole is set to appear on the new series of Britain’s Got Talent.

Jeff GrimRim discovered his unique talent while watching Catchphrase two years ago.

He told WalesOnCraic:

“The show had come to an end and I needed to float an air biscuit. I lifted a cheek and as I squeezed cheese, I noticed that my fart was playing exactly the same tune as my telly was. Not only was it playing all the right notes, but it was keeping the same rhythm and timbre. I called my wife in to impress her and she told me that I should go on Britian’s Got Talent with my melodic anus.”

The new series of Britain’s Got Talent starts this April.

“I can’t wait to see myself on telly. The audition went well. The judges were very impressed but I can’t reveal whether I’ve been put through to the next round as it’s a secret. I am looking forward to meeting the judges again though.”

His wife Wendy said:

“I always knew the lazy shite had something in him. Hopefully he can win £1 million and buy me a decent house.”

Jeff is currently working on other TV theme tunes.

“I’m trying to nail the theme tune to 80s detective series Bergerac – the one that starred John Nettles. It had a sort of lovely continental feel to it. I liked that.”

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