They billed it as ‘a high tempo mixture of topical monologue, studio games, celebrity guests, stand up and VT’s’.
Cue David Walliams and his hilarious repertoire of campishly shite double entendres (tee-hee – he just said ‘hand up the arse’ when he spoke about a ventriloquist).
That’s as much as I can talk about it, it was that bad. I can’t even bring myself to review it. Please – no more.
VERDICT: The Shitely Show.
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