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Johnson and Davis to enter the Love Island villa tomorrow

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Former cabinet ministers Boris Johnson and David Davis will appear at the Love Island villa tomorrow night.

Contestants have been told that two love gods are due to arrive imminently.

A spokesman for the show told WalesOnCraic:




“We’ve been planning this for months. Brexit was never intended to take place – everything that’s happened in the Government has led us to this point. The girls in the villa have been told that they can expect two love gods to come into the house tomorrow.”

The arrival of the pair is sure to mix things up in the villa as some of the lads are trying to cop off with some of the girls and some of the girls are lying and getting upset that some of the lads are kissing other people.

“I’ve got no idea what I’m doing but it sounds like jolly good fun,” said Mr Johnson.



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