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Heatwave to last until it gets cool again

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The heatwave that’s currently sitting its hot, fat arse on Wales will last until it gets cooler again.

Experts say that this type of weather is highly unusual for this time of year because it usually pisses down.

Weather expert Sammi Sphincter told WalesOnCraic:




“I can’t believe how hot it is. It’s like really hot. It’s like hot as somewhere that’s hot. Like Spain or something. You think the government would do something about this heat. We can’t be expected to work in it and it’s all making us very grumpy. I am looking forward to summer.”

Sun worshippers will be pleased to know that the hot weather will last all week at least.

“I love it,” said Gareth Dullard.”I’m going to tan my lovely bollocks.”

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