Former Bexit minister David ‘David’ Davis has told the cabinet that he’s considering taking up a part-time sales position at Trago Mills.
Davis said he wants a job that he can’t fuck up too much.
A spokesman for Mr Davis said:
“As you can imagine, Dave has had a torrid few years since he was appointed Minister for Brexit. Every day has been sheer hell and he now wants a job that where he has limited responsibility and that he doesn’t have to think about around the clock. He wants to do his work, finish his shift and come home and watch box sets of Hi-De-Hi, or another comedy of similar ilk. He’s spotted a part-time sales assistant at Trago Mills and has forwarded his CV for inclusion in the next round of interviews.”
Davis resigned from his role as Brexit Minister, saying that it’d all gone to shit.
Trago Mills said that it’d look at Mr Davis’ CV and put it on file in case any vacancies came up in the future.