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Confident Corbyn: I can have any woman I want

A confident Labour Leader today told his conference that he can have any woman he wants.

Buoyed by his rise in popularity at the recent election, Corbyn told delegates that he could ‘go out on the lash and pull any bird he wants.’

Labour spokeswoman Malcolm Tse-Tung told WalesOnCraic:

“Jez is riding on the crest of a wave at the moment and the way he’s going, he can have any woman riding him like a bucking bronco. The man’s on fire – if he wants a pizza, he can just click his fingers and Papa John himself will turn up with a Hawaiian. If he wants a pint of bitter, all he has to do is give the nod and no less than John Smith himself will turn up. We’re still working on being able to get him a seat on a train but we’ve been assured that that is in hand.”

Corbyn was speaking at the annual Labour Party Conference in Brighton. This year’s guest speakers included Clement Attlee and Kier Hardie.