Piers Morgan has spoken of his unhappiness that President Trump’s phone calls have been obtained illegally by the press. The cockwomble said...
Wild animals across the world are to launch their own TV channel where they take on fat wankers in unarmed combat. The...
Former White House spokesman Anthony Scaramucci is to start a new a new career in Llanharan Greggs. Scaramucci left his role in...
The White House has issued a formal request to Superman to tackle the growing North Korea missile threat. Superman famously saved Hackensack,...
Kiss frontman Gene Simmons has applied to trademark the iconic wanker gesture. Simmons claims he invented the gesture which is used by...
US President Donald Trump has correctly identified the big mouth who has been leaking intelligence information to the country’s enemies. Trump identified...
A woman sat in her £3 Primark jogging pants has spent several hours judging the outfits of those attending this year’s Met...
Street Defence Force Wales First have dispatched an ‘armada’ of ships to the Koren Pininsula amid rising tensions in the region. Wales...
An amateur Welsh military strategist has advised the Government to invade Spain between the hours of 2pm and 4pm amid the ongoing...
American airline United Airlines are handing out free knuckle sandwiches on their flights. The airline is now also offering a carry-on luggage...