A woman from the future has landed herself a role as a prime TV entertainer. Dr. Who will take over from the...
German car manufacturers have recalled all their cars reaching back as 1985. The news comes after record complaints about German-made cars not...
A woman has found a pair of knickers belonging to Theresa May in her bowl of Weetabix. It is believed that the...
A hot and bothered woman has managed to resist punching any bastard in the face. Clare TurboTits has been close to twatting...
The UK has started formal Brexit talks by insisting that there will be no price rise for Freddo bars. The price of...
Prime Minister Theresa May has started a new part-time job as the voice of the Speaking Clock. Bosses at the Speaking Clock...
Prime Minister Theresa May has landed herself the lead role in a new Titanic movie. Producers were reportedly impressed by the PM’s...
Former Secretary of State for Justice Michael Gove has been put in charge of policing fields of wheat. His new post of...
Women across the UK have announced that they are having a quiet night in tonight. Many have told their partners that they...
The Conservative Party are to organise a piss up in a brewery to celebrate their recent election success. The party has called...