The UK has started formal Brexit talks by insisting that there will be no price rise for Freddo bars. The price of...
Dopey dickheads are turning up for work this morning with snooker-ball coloured faces after falling asleep in the sun yesterday. The hot...
Prime Minister Theresa May has started a new part-time job as the voice of the Speaking Clock. Bosses at the Speaking Clock...
Kiss frontman Gene Simmons has applied to trademark the iconic wanker gesture. Simmons claims he invented the gesture which is used by...
A conference designed to help people overcome shyness has been abandoned after its keynote speakers failed to appear on stage. The speakers...
Prime Minister Theresa May has landed herself the lead role in a new Titanic movie. Producers were reportedly impressed by the PM’s...
Former Secretary of State for Justice Michael Gove has been put in charge of policing fields of wheat. His new post of...
Women across the UK have announced that they are having a quiet night in tonight. Many have told their partners that they...
The Conservative Party are to organise a piss up in a brewery to celebrate their recent election success. The party has called...
World Gin Day has been dubbed as just an excuse to get arseholed. The international event will see people all over the...