British and Irish Lions management have built reinforced nuclear bunker concrete walls for Ross Moriarty to run through in training for the forthcoming tour of New Zealand.
Moriarty demolished an entire forest in training ahead of this year’s Six Nations tournament.
Training coach Dai Hard told WalesOnCraic:
“He’s hard as nails this guy. We did have a few Canadian Redwood trees on the paddock but he made short work of them. Luckily, we heard that a local nuclear bunker was being dismantled so we went down with a skip and nicked a few of their walls. It’s the only thing that will satisfy Moriarty’s love of smashing into things and destroying them.”
Armchair coach Jerry Fatarse was excited to hear the news. He told WalesOnCraic:
“I love watching Ross play. I think every one of the Welsh lads should play his style – run the fack into things very fast and to hell with the consequences. It’ll scare the shit out of the opposition.”
The British and Irish Lions kick off their tour of New Zealand in June. If you didn’t already know.
