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Barry Zumba Teacher Starts Naked Zumba Classes

A Barry Zumba teacher has started Naked Zumba classes in a bid to get more straight men into his classes.

Darren Tightbuns, who runs SweatyCleft Fitness, is aiming to run the first full-time naked Zumba class in Wales.

He told WalesOnCraic:

“It’s the only way I can think of for getting straight guys in. I’ve tried all sorts of special offers but none of them seemed to work. I put an offer in the Barry & District last week – what a waste of money that was. So I went down Barry Leisure Centre and asked the lads down there what they’d like to see in a Zumba class and most of them said ‘hot, naked, sweaty women’. So from now on, all my classes are naked ones.”

One Zumba-goer, Anne DoubleGunt told WalesOnCraic:

“Yeah, I don’t mind getting my bits out for the lads. We’d do anything to help Darren. He’s a great lad. I do need to warn the lads though that there’ll be all sorts flying round – tits, bingo wings and massive arse cheeks. It could get ugly in there.”

But another fitness fan told WalesOnCraic:

“I don’t really fancy seeing other people’s bits and bobs to be honest. I think I’ll stay at home and watch Stars In Their Eyes. I taped it last night. They’ve just brought it back. I’m hoping that Harry Hill will be as good as Matthew Kelly was in his day.”

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