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Barack Obama to become Zumba instructor in Barry

Outgoing US President Barack Obama is to start a new job as a Zumba instructor in Barry.

Obama will take over Jeremy Clarkson’s Wednesday afternoon OAP slot.

He told WalesOnCraic:




“It’s time for me to hang up my Presidential boots and to put on my Zumba daps. Running a Zumba class is something I’ve always wanted to do and I got a call from a guy called Giles SmallBalls this morning asking me if I’d like to take over a class in Barry. I jumped at the chance so I’ve gone and bought myself a new leotard and a sweatband.”

Ethel Bendylegs who attends the Wednesday OAP class said:

“I can’t wait to see Obama in his leotard. I’ll look forward to seeing his presidential bits jiggling around.”

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