Prime Minister Theresa May is set to release a new single to help promote new negotiations for Brexshit. ‘[You’re] So Strong and...
A recovery lorry has been sent to the studios of LBC radio to recover Diane Abbott’s car-crash radio interview. The Shadow Home...
A woman sat in her £3 Primark jogging pants has spent several hours judging the outfits of those attending this year’s Met...
Inside sources from a leading furniture retailer have revealed that the DFS sale is set to continue for the time being. It...
A 4ft squirrel has been blamed for a mini crime wave in Aberdare. The furry rodent was caught red-handed by a resident...
Street Defence Force Wales First have dispatched an ‘armada’ of ships to the Koren Pininsula amid rising tensions in the region. Wales...
Reports have surfaced showing that Boris Johnson was intending on calling Jeremy Corbyn a ‘shit-slinging, sandal-wearing-cockwomble’ in a recent speech, but chose...
An amateur Welsh military strategist has advised the Government to invade Spain between the hours of 2pm and 4pm amid the ongoing...
The Liberal Democrats have waded into the Great Houmous Shortage of 2017 by announcing that they will sort it should they get...
Women across the UK have taken to stealing mopeds in the hope that Tom Hardy will chase after them and pin them...