101 dalmations have gone missing from a puppy farm following a visit by the Prime Minister. Eyewitness Roger Radcliffe said two Downing...
The richest person in Wales earns a staggering £340 a year according to Shadow Home Secretary Diane Abbott. The individual was announced...
A man from Trebanog has successfully beaten depression by working hard and replacing it with exhaustion. Simon Droopydrawers set up his own...
UKIP’s National Councillor Team has ordered in a celebratory meal-for-one following last night’s Council Elections. The party’s leader Paul Nuttall cut short...
Prince Philip is to step down from his royal duties in the autumn to concentrate on his full-time trolling duties. Buckingham Palace...
An office w̶a̶n̶k̶e̶r comedian has cracked a hilarious joke about it being Star Wars Day because it’s May 4th. Craig Undergunt, who...
Prime Minister Theresa May is set to release a new single to help promote new negotiations for Brexshit. ‘[You’re] So Strong and...
A recovery lorry has been sent to the studios of LBC radio to recover Diane Abbott’s car-crash radio interview. The Shadow Home...
A woman sat in her £3 Primark jogging pants has spent several hours judging the outfits of those attending this year’s Met...
Inside sources from a leading furniture retailer have revealed that the DFS sale is set to continue for the time being. It...