Former White House spokesman Anthony Scaramucci is to start a new a new career in Llanharan Greggs.
Scaramucci left his role in the White House after going ape shit on a reporter.
He told WalesOnCraic:
“Hated working at that f*cking gaff anyway. Full of people sucking their own cocks. I can get that down at Llanharan any day of the week so I’ve decided to get a new job there. My agent has set me up with a cracking new post at the Greggs there. They’ve got some goddam great offers on there right now and I can’t wait to start my new job.”
A spokesman for the White House said:
“The crowd at our Dear Leader’s inauguration was the biggest there has ever been. Period. Our blessed leader, our dear one, is the most popular president that this country has ever had. We wish Anthony Scaramucci the very best in his new job at Greggs. We know that they do some lovely sausage rolls there.”