A weak-minded South Wales husband is considering putting his heating on after temperatures dropped to minus figures overnight. Dennis Limpback, from Tredegar,...
Sad twat shoppers have started camping out for the January Sales in parts of Wales. The daft arseholes are hoping to get...
Max Boyce is to present new BBC reality TV show called ‘The Boyce Wales’. The BBC has announced that it has commissioned...
Jesus is a fictional character and the Christmas story is a load of hairy old bollocks, Father Christmas has exclusively told WalesOnCraic....
Police in Wales have been given new powers to beat the shit out of anyone that catch picking their nose while driving....
Veteran singer Chris Rea has joined the AA for Christmas after his Austin Allegro broke down last year. The musician, famous for...
Santa Claus has threatened to bypass the South Wales valleys this year unless drastic measures are taken to safeguard his personal safety....
Welsh men spend an average of 75 years of their life waiting for their woman to ‘get ready to go out’. These...
A South Wales man has succumbed to his wife’s wishes and turned his heating on. Derek Tightarse had been wanting to hold...
A North Wales brothel is launching a new service to help meet demand from sheep lovers. Hot Bums Leisure House in Rhyl...